#but she IS an academy rider in a loose sense which is his revenge

[moonshynecybin]

the idea of him revealing the cryptic pregnancy in his documentary + the general reactions is making me laugh idk how well it would work for your purposes but i love it. ‘where did marc marquez’s secret kid come from’ thread locked after 1.5k comments and three separate comment wars. pour one out for the poor enterprising soul who first puts together the ‘vale is the father of marc’s baby’ mpreg theory and gets called delusional only for it to be confirmed (much much) later.

theres like a pap pic one year post rosquez reunion where shes like ten and vale is holding hands walking around with them on vacay in his ugly baggy shorts and rosquez baby is makin the same exact face as vale did in a press conference in 2004 at marc doing something mildly embarrassing and the conspiracy theorists are like oh my god. we won.